i love this gif. it calms me and idk why..

(Source: milkshaq)


i just had to explain to my mom what a fleshlight was. please kill me


"step on a Lego" sounds like a weak ass insult but if you’ve ever actually stepped on a Lego you’d understand that there’s a moment between stepping on it and regaining your senses where you actually pray for death

(Source: augutsy)